Grab a bucket Charlie because your oompa-loompas have just been castrated. Yes the Roald Dahl classics get the woke treatment. Meanwhile, in less important news… A leaked eight-page FBI dossier shows the agency targeting traditional Catholics and labelling them as a possible extremist group. And was independent journalist (and "conspiracy theorist") Liz Gunn really arrested at Auckland airport?
Castrated Oompa-Loompas (#079)